yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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