I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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