so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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