I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
