I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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