im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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