i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
