everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My pussy is not your playground.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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