i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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