remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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