you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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