My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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