were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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