Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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