i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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