Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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