Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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