Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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