So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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