I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I didn't notice because vodka
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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