THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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