Grow some girl-balls and come out already
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
as a side note pls kill me
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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