she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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