the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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