If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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