why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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