this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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