...so i touched it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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