This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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