its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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