it hurts more in the daytime
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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