Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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