Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize