Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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