My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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