This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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