So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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