Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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