talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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