I puked a lego.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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