You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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