dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We have started to decorate penises.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I came so hard my ears popped.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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