I just made out with a guy for $7.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I love you.
Bad choice
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