Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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