Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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