why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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