what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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