party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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