Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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