I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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