did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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