just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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