can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Randomize
