what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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