don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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