Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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