tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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