But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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