Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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